The doctor calls his patient by telephone:

"Vera, I have good news and bad news."

"Well then, . . . tell me the good news first."

"The results of the analysis indicate that you have 24 hours left to live."

"Well, that's the good news? Then what's the bad news?"

"That I have been trying to reach you since yesterday."

This joke is Submited By -zariah

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