Best time to Plant Potatoes
A man is in jail for robbing 27 banks. One day
he receives a letter from his wife. It says...
Dear Peter
As you are in jail I will have to plant the potatoes in the garden myself.
When is the best time to plant them?
Love
Susan
He sends her the following reply...
Dear Susan
Do not plant the potatoes in the garden as that is where I have hidden all the money from the bank robberies.
Love
Peter
A few days later he receives another letter...
Dear Peter
It's terrible. Yesterday twenty policemen came to the house and dug up the whole garden, but they didn't find anything.
Love Susan
He sends her the following reply...
Dear Susan
Now is the best time to plant the potatoes!
Love
Peter
This joke is Submited By -savithar
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