Sardar joins the suicide bomber squad. So when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp his leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications. He lands up in the enemy's camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now? Leader: No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers. Sardar: Sir now there are 25 can I do it now? Boss: Wait for more. Sardar: Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now? Boss: Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don't worry about your family, we will look after. Sardar pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.!!!

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