My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake." My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but BOY, can she climb a tree now! She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"

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